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Why have I been reincarnated and what’s a Planer Lure?
Surprise, surprise, weekly readers! It is I, your fearless, movie-watching Troll, invading this week’s Gamer Monday. Now, you may be asking yourself, “Self, how can Trollboy have time to play games,...
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Huh? What?
Well my film loving friends, I have again chosen a masterpiece of modern cinema. It’s so awesome it has subtitles for chunks of the movie. Subtitles make movies better, right? No. Now I actually...
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This week, the movie sucks less!
This week my wife and I decided to brave the light and burgeoning heat of Las Vegas to go see a movie at the theater. There were a number of movies we wanted to see, but it came down to the fact that...
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This weekend I was 10!
Hidee ho my faithful movie goers! I apologize that the review is late this week, but while putting back the furniture in our living room after having new carpeting put in, one of our speakers fell on...
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Did I see the same movie?
Hello my fabulous movie watching friends! This week I apologize for the lateness of my awesome word-smithing and incredibly accurate and enjoyable reviews. My Tuesday was so super hectic you wouldn’t...
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What’s small and green and thinks it’s me?
Greetings my movie going fanatics. You are all waiting with baited breath for this weeks review. I know you are. I can here the knocks on my laptop screen as I type this. So as not to disappoint,...
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Holy crap! It’s Wednesday and the cops just left…
Hi there my weekly movie going fans. The last few days have been a bit rough for you fun-loving Troll. The 4th was a bit rough on myself and the loving WifeUnit, as we had our annual celebratory...
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What’s better than my snarky movie reviews? My “What I did on my summer...
You may all be wondering where the ever-loving Trollboy has been. I could have been anywhere for the last week. Area 51, a lovely place to visit and its very cave-like atmosphere always makes me feel...
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Comic Con Part Deux: Challenge Accepted– Challenge Completed!
Hey there guys and gals! Sorry to leave you all hanging there, but I am actually still recovering from my journey to Mecca. I have a touch of the gleeps and our friend just went home this morning, so...
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I slept a sleepless sleep and dreamt a dreamless dream.
Ia! Ia! Cthulhu Fhtagn! Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn! Ia! Ia! For many months now, I have been preparing to review “Captain America”. I was prepped to slam this movie, like...
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“I dunno what the hell’s in there, but it’s weird and pissed off, whatever it...
Hey there my favorite movie fans! I hope your week has treated you well and that your movie watching has gone unhindered. This week I have decided that I am going… “Ia! Ia!” Really? Again? I am...
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Mike, This One’s For You!
Hey there my weekly movie loving friends! I have looked and scoured the fabled interwebs, and I even sacrificed a goat to my favorite Elder God Cthulhu. “That was a sacrifice? Really? It was small...
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Age 11. Age 39. Pretty much the same thing.
Greetings all! I hope the last few weeks of summer have found you well and filled with enjoyable movie thoughts. I’ve spent the last few weeks hunting down a movie suitable for the end of this...
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Let’s revisit something…
Hey there everyone. I hope your weekend was as awesome as mine. I would tell you all what I did, but that might get me in trouble with the local law enforcement, the F.B.I., and the Secret Service....
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